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Welcome to the new UtilityPhobia
Alright, I'll skip the regular welcome to this fun..fun..site crap, and instead tell you all about this website. This website, as the title says, promotes, UTILITYPHOBIA, or the fear of anything that is useful. Everything on this website will be dedicated to the useless. Since computers(you can tell I have no life whatsoever) sustain me, most the of stuff on here will dedicated to useless computers stuff. If you think I'm wasting bandwith on the Internet, thank you for your opinion and screw you. If you think I'm stupid, I am, and you can protest by hitting Alt-F4 on the keyboard. And to all the people that enjoy this site, welcome and have lots of fun...Send your useless comments, flames, love letters, ici
Useless List
This is list of things that I thinks have contributed to cause of this website. I think we should award them with lots of awards...You can send me a list of nominees for a particular award or think of new award and email me, ici and so ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here is the list...........
  • Most useless music band of the times:
    • The Spice Girls
    • MatchBox 20
    • Backstreet Boys
    • N'Sync
    • 98 Degrees
    • I wasnt too sure about the last three, please additions or vote for them by sending me your email and the reason, to be counted every vote must have a reason, and the person with the best reason will win the MOST LOGICAL INTUITIVE REASONER award.
  • Most useless use of money of the times
    • Clinton Investigation
    • Buying Lewinsky's Book
    • Dan Quale running for president
    • Send email ici to see your nomination here, please include reason.
Winners so far
So far..I have recieved no votes! Apparently NOBODY LIKES ME:(


Warning
I'm sorry that I have to put this in the page but there are very stupid people who are out there and apparently think that whatever does not fit their definition of rational should be elimanited. However, they fail to realise that I am merely expressing myself thorough free speech, the same princple that gives the idiots the right to criticize my website. If you have a problem with the website, screw you and as I said earlier you can protest by pressing Alt-F4. BTW, any software, etc, that you get from this website is not my responsibility and I dont care your if your computers blows up trying to use the software. Feel the legal issues, Luke. I am god, Luke. Give me all your money,Luke. Why the hell are you reading this, Luke.