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| The Misc. Section of UtilityPhobia |
| This section will contain random rants (cheap rip-off from Dennis Miller) about various topics that I have encountered or been forced to encounter. Let me reiterate that that is merely my opinion and if you want to criticise it, you can. But, don't stop me from expressing my opinion. If you do want to protest my rights, please do so by pressing Alt-F4. If you have a rant, send it here and I will try and include in the list.. |
| Rant from Apr 6, 1999 |
| Well, this week lots of stuff happened, like the bombing of Kosovo and stuff like that. I could be like the rest of the news media and talk about what the President of the US should be doing but I am going to talk about an age old joke that I think has existed from before the beginning of time. Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes, why did the chicken cross the road. Maybe this question came about because man's curiosity (Great! there goes the women's lib). But what I think is that it was just some capatalist bullshit that spread around. I mean, think about it. Who else but a damn capatalist pig, would want to know why the chicken crossed the road. Also note the choice of the animal crossing the road, a chicken, not a horse or a rabbit, but a chicken, a domestic, feeble animal that we have for lunch everyday. Is'nt that what captalism is about? Making money and gaining in spite of all the suffering that it might anybody else? Come on, the US won't sign a treaty to ban land mines but we want to eradicate nuclear weapons.Only the US can kill a 100,000 people in the middle east to save a nickel on gas without hesitating but question entering a war where a genocide is happening. What the *&$! is that. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying that embrace communism or facism any other f****%$@# dictatorship, but that the US needs to change its attitude so that other countries don't think of the US government as dictator of other countries but as a power to be respected and sometimes feared. Remember Luke, you can instill fear but only earn respect...Why the hell did that damn chicken cross the road? |
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| I'm sorry that I have to put this in the page but there are very stupid people who are out there and apparently think that whatever does not fit their definition of rational should be elimanited. However, they fail to realise that I am merely expressing myself thorough free speech, the same princple that gives the idiots the right to criticize my website. If you have a problem with the website, screw you and as I said earlier you can protest by pressing Alt-F4. BTW, any software, etc, that you get from this website is not my responsibility and I dont care your if your computers blows up trying to use the software. Feel the legal issues, Luke. I am god, Luke. Give me all your money,Luke. Why the hell are you reading this, Luke. |